Open Letter to Floris of Nebo Nogo Voda Non-Com at Vodashop Weskus Mall

Good Morning Floris

 Man, I have walked the Long Walk; yes Sir, it has been long and arduous and I learned every day but I need your help on this one.

See:

http://www.fin24.com/MyFin24/Frustration-due-to-no-cell-phone-reception-20140121

http://ikejakson.wordpress.com/2014/01/14/hi-tech-vodacom-sa-goes-into-nosedive-following-a-severe-outbreak-of-bds/

http://www.fin24.com/Companies/ICT/Telkom-in-talks-over-future-of-mobile-unit-20131119

And I have called 082155 that Voda tells me to call; really Floris, I have called them maybe two dozen times.  I am now going to compile a list of the names of all the people I have spoken to on 082155 and will email it to you for your benefit.

They have all made promises; they all now know about tiny little Redelinghuys out here in the Sandhills.

How is it possible that the official Voda Spokesperson doesn’t know about anything from Redelinghuys?  He says so himself [maybe herself, hey?] right there in the latest Fin24 Article.

Shucks Floris, the people at Patat are laughing their heads off about Voda Non-Com and the folks working at Vodashop, Weskus Mall Branch in Vredenburg Western Cape.

Patat tested both my computers and can’t stop laughing; pretty soon everybody here will have Patat Data Transmission.

I shall tell you what you must suggest to your Managing Director, you know the big Makulu Nkosi in his Ivory Tower Office.

Tell him to come out here with two Laptop Computers with compatible modems.  Make sure one computer is the latest hi-tech that is available and the other one, say, a Windows 2007 to 2007 model.  For the latter the VCM Lite 3.2.1 is the modem to have.  Folks at Patat tell me that there must be millions of these “older modems” around still.  I scratched around and found my original brochures; it’s not even four years ago and carries a ten year warranty.  You should be able to pick a box full of the stuff up in the corner store near you.  Heck, Floris they make these things [a Vodafone product manufactured by Huawei for maybe two bucks in China].  The one that young Herman destroyed needs to be replaced anyway.

Then let him come out here pronto.  Whisper in his ear [yes, you come out with him] to test both computers for Data Transmission from your Church Tower transmitter and from the Patat Network.

Have a good day, Floris.

PS: You have some snoek out near your place?  It’s sometimes real difficult getting it out here.

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3 Responses to “Open Letter to Floris of Nebo Nogo Voda Non-Com at Vodashop Weskus Mall”

  1. Gregoryno6 Says:

    I’m guessing that snoek is not the same as snark, since you have plenty of that to serve up.
    Has the situation improved, Ike?

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    • Ike Jakson Says:

      Thank you for your comment, good Sir/Madam. I am sure that your intentions were noble.

      As for Floris of Voda Nebo No-Com there is only one way to cure the disease that is the common affliction in their industry. That would be to fire the entire bunch of them and let them fall in the back of the line of the unemployed in our beloved but sadly mismanaged country right now.

      Your cures may work on the regular ills in Society; the disease Floris and his ilk are suffering from is non curable.

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