A Good Laugh at a serious Predicament

Serious Folks, this landed on my computer early this morning by unsolicited email.  I can’t tell you the origin because it has a long email trail behind it but it came in MSWord with the language switch on USA English so I must assume it originated there.  The spacing was atrocious so I fixed that for appearance, otherwise I left it verbatim as I received it.  Read [scroll] slowly from the top down to catch the hidden punch line.  Enjoy!

WHY AMERICA’S ECONOMY FELL OFF THE CLIFF

John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock 

(MADE IN JAPAN) for 6 am.    

While his coffeepot 

(MADE IN CHINA) 

was perking, he shaved with his 

electric razor 

(MADE IN HONG KONG) 

He put on a 

dress shirt 

(MADE IN SRI LANKA),
 
designer jeans 

(MADE IN SINGAPORE) 

and 

tennis shoes 

(MADE IN KOREA) 

After cooking his breakfast in his new 

electric skillet 

(MADE IN INDIA) 

he sat down with his 

calculator 

(MADE IN MEXICO) 

to see how much he could spend today. After setting his 

watch 

(MADE IN TAIWAN) 

to the radio 

(MADE IN INDIA) 

he got in his car 

(MADE IN GERMANY) 

filled it with GAS 

(from Saudi Arabia) 

and continued his search 

for a good paying AMERICAN JOB.         

At the end of yet another discouraging 

and fruitless day 

checking his 

Computer 

(made in MALAYSIA), 

John decided to relax for a while.        

He put on his sandals 

(MADE IN BRAZIL), 

poured himself a glass of 

wine 

(MADE IN FRANCE) 

and turned on his 

TV 

(MADE IN INDONESIA), 

and then wondered why he can’t 

find a good paying job 

in AMERICA

AND NOW HE’S HOPING HE CAN GET HELP FROM A PRESIDENT MADE IN  KENYA

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