Unsolicited email [verbatim, no editing] but I enjoyed it.
THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
- Innovative
- 2. Preliminary
- 3. Proliferation
- 4. Cinnamon
THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
- Specificity
- 2. Anti-constitutionalistically
- 3. Passive-aggressive disorder
- 4. Transubstantiate
THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:
- No thanks, I’m married.
- 2. Nope, no more booze for me!
- 3. Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
- 4. Taco Bell? No thanks, I’m not hungry.
- 5. Good evening, officer. Isn’t it lovely out tonight?
- 6. Oh, I couldn’t! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
- 7. I’m not interested in fighting you.
- 8. Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I’d hate to look like a fool!
- 9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.
And …………………………… I am not kissing other women
May 21, 2009 at 2:07 am |
LOL…Quite funny, Ike. Love it.
May 21, 2009 at 3:39 am |
Thanks Rod! You will never know how much your Comment meant to me at this time. I am a new guy still [still feeling my way around things] but you are a friend the way I got to love Old America, the Beautiful and the Faithful and you are part of that. I am taking a short break at the end of the day to attend to an anticipated tragedy in our family, but I shall try to leave you a short note somewhere in your Blog.