I hope everyone is sober!

Unsolicited email [verbatim, no editing] but I enjoyed it.

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

  1. Innovative
  2. 2. Preliminary
  3. 3. Proliferation
  4. 4. Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

  1. Specificity
  2. 2. Anti-constitutionalistically
  3. 3. Passive-aggressive disorder
  4. 4. Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN DRUNK:

  1. No thanks, I’m married.
  2. 2. Nope, no more booze for me!
  3. 3. Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
  4. 4. Taco Bell?  No thanks, I’m not hungry.
  5. 5. Good evening, officer. Isn’t it lovely out tonight?
  6. 6. Oh, I couldn’t! No one wants to hear me sing karaoke.
  7. 7. I’m not interested in fighting you.
  8. 8. Thank you, but I won’t make any attempt to dance, I have no coordination. I’d hate to look like a fool!
  9. 9. Where is the nearest bathroom? I refuse to pee in this parking lot or on the side of the road.

And  ……………………………  I am not kissing other women

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2 Responses to “I hope everyone is sober!”

  1. Rodrigo Díaz Says:

    LOL…Quite funny, Ike. Love it.

  2. Ike Jakson Says:

    Thanks Rod! You will never know how much your Comment meant to me at this time. I am a new guy still [still feeling my way around things] but you are a friend the way I got to love Old America, the Beautiful and the Faithful and you are part of that. I am taking a short break at the end of the day to attend to an anticipated tragedy in our family, but I shall try to leave you a short note somewhere in your Blog.

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