Why, do tell me why?

It came from my email friend but I couldn’t find a single answer that made sense. Please try and help him out.

Why is lemonade made with artificial flavouring, but dishwashing liquid is made with real lemon juice?

If the entire world’s a stage, where does the audience sit?

If a guy tells you he’s a pathological liar, should you believe him?

Why is it called a “free gift”? Surely, by definition, all gifts are free.

If you get caught stealing a clean slate, does it go on your record?

What do butterflies get in their stomachs when they’re nervous?

Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?

Who put the “Thin Ice” sign in the middle of the thin ice? Or the “Keep Off the Grass” signs on the grass? And did they get punished?

Why do men have nipples?

Even if you COULD have everything, where on earth would you put it all?

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