Sefrican Redneck Story

For my American Blogger Friends [tongue in cheek but with a smile].

 

Courtesy of my email friend.  Contents verbatim, no editing.  Names of towns and cities are as in real life in the Northern Territories near Sodom and Gomorra in South Africa.

 

Subject: Vasectomy – A Different Type (JA) [that JA means Yeah in American English, pronounced more or less the same in Sefrican, which means South African, but you will be able to work the rest of the pronunciation out, I HOPE].

After having their 11th child, a Brakpan couple decided it was enough. So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn’t want to have any more children…

The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy but that it was expensive. (For people staying in Brakpan, paying more than R50 for anything other than booze, car accessories or a sound system, is expensive).

A less costly alternative, said the doctor, was to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in Brakpan), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to your ear and count to 10!
 
The man said : ” Aag, yinne, I maait not be de cleverest oke in the wurld, but I dussin see how putting a cherrie bom in a beer can, next to my ear, are going to help me ”

“Trust me!”said the doctor…

So the man went home, lit a cherry bomb, and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count: ” Wun, too, free, for, faaife, ” at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs, and resumed counting on his other hand……..

By the way, this procedure also works in: Witbank, Vereeniging, Vanderbijlpark , Springs, Primrose, Kempton, Benoni and Boksburg