From a broken heart

I am so ashamed of myself.

It’s about my post scarcely twelve hours ago where I bragged about my personal relationship with Bill and how I was getting ready to spend a day with him in New York, and our pictures in the Newspapers; maybe, so I was hoping, even an appearance standing proudly next to Bill on National television.

Then it all fell apart when I read another Post.  I am choking with shameful embarrassment so you must read it:

Shame on you Bill, really I mean it.  I was looking forward to meeting with you and now this guy in the Huffington Post is saying you sent the same email to hundreds of millions of people, and just to get money from all of us.  You never meant it when you said I may visit you; you lied to me Bill.

There I was yesterday when I got the email and remembering how my heart went out to Hillary two years ago when she related the terrifying experience she had when the Bosnia snipers started shooting at her and little Chelsea.  I was so annoyed with those snipers I was ready to go there and kill ‘em all for what they did to Hillary and little Chelsea.

Why did you lie to me, Bill?  You just want more money, don’t you?  But why did you have to lie to us about it?

12 Responses to “From a broken heart”

  1. towp Says:

    Ike…you’re killing me(wonder how many folks in this country actually had their bags packed…good ol Slick Willie)

    • Ike Jakson Says:

      Hi towp

      What a pleasure to see you so soon? Thanks.

      You wonder how many “packed their bags” and I know, but has it occurred to you how many “other broken hearts” have suffered?

      It’s soooooooooooo nice to see JP back in the arena; heck I am pleased. Love to your missus at home and God Bless you.

  2. christophertrier Says:

    How could he!?!?!? Mr Clinton was always such an honest, reputable chap who never knew what scandal was! Has his clean, honourable personality been so warped?

    • Ike Jakson Says:

      Hi Christopher

      He lied to me. Have you read the Huffington Post? The facts are clear.

      I am heartbroken friend. Don’t know whether I will ever get over the shock.

      Please not he says he is doing it for Hillary. It’s quite amazing what this man will do for his sweet little wife. It’s so touching.

  3. christophertrier Says:

    I tend to avoid the Huffington Post — it is simply an American version of George Monbiot’s rantings.

    Oh yes, he LOVES Hillary. He has always been faithful and honourable in his behaviour toward her. He is such an idol and moral figure.

    • Ike Jakson Says:

      The Huffington Post first found me from my Post on Bill’s email and I just followed the link. That’s one reason I like WordPress.

      About your second paragraph I really don’t know. It seems evident that many other Americans disagree with you.

  4. Nolanimrod Says:

    At least you didn’t send him any nude pictures of yourself.

    • Ike Jakson Says:

      Hi Nimrod

      No, I didn’t send him any pictures, thank heavens.

      As for sending any man nude pictures or just sending men pictures, I don’t for the same reason that I don’t watch male soccer. Jrrrrg.

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  7. bydesign001 Says:

    Hey Ike, Don’t feel bad. I used to receive all of those glorious emails from both Bill and Hillary. Even received a few of those automated telephone calls with Bill’s voice. Makes you feel good. But then it’s always about supporting their agenda and money.

    Even down to the petitions for so-called worthy causes, if you scroll down far enough, they’re asking for money. It’s about supporting the Democratic Party….err correction, Progressive Party. The Democratic Party is long dead but the money will start drying up and fast if they reveal that little tidbit.

    • Ike Jakson Says:

      Thanks Lady BD

      It is all for the money as you say but they gave me an opportunity to make some fun at their expense and I am doing it. Beggars!

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