Tax cuts made easy

I really don’t understand the taxpayer paying politicians to discuss taxation, particularly as it is pretty obvious that politicians don’t understand the basis of fair taxation.

 Here is an easy simple solution

 Suppose that every evening, 10 men go out for drinks and the bill for all ten comes to 100 bucks. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this:

The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.

The fifth would pay 1 dollar.

The sixth would pay 3 dollars.

The seventh would pay 7 dollars.

The eighth would pay 12 dollars.

The ninth would pay 18 dollars.

The tenth man (the richest) would pay 59 dollars.

So, that’s what they decided to do……. The 10 men drank in the bar every evening and were quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner said, “Since you are all such good customers, I’m going to reduce the cost of your daily drinks by 20 bucks overall.”

Drinks for the 10 men would now cost just 80 dollars and the group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes. So the first four men were unaffected. They would still drink for free. But what about the other six men, the paying customers – how could they divide the 20 dollars windfall so that everyone would get his fair share?

They realized that 20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody’s share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink.

So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man’s bill by a higher percentage the poorer he was, to follow the principle of the tax system they had been using, and he proceeded to work out the amounts he suggested that each should now pay.

Therefore, the fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing.

The sixth now paid 2 bucks instead of 3 (33% saving).

The seventh now paid 5 instead of 7 (28% saving).

The eighth now paid 9 instead of 12 (25% saving).

The ninth now paid 14 instead of 18 (22% saving).

The tenth now paid 49 instead of 59 (16% saving).

Each of the six was better off than before. And the first four continued to drink for free. But, once outside the bar, the men began to compare their savings.

“I only got one dollar out of the 20 saving,” declared the sixth man. He pointed to the tenth man, “but he got 10 bucks!”

“Yeah, that’s right,” exclaimed the fifth man. “I only saved a dollar too.  It’s unfair – he got 10 times more benefit than me!”

“That’s true!” shouted the seventh man. “Why should he get 10 dollars back, when I got only 2? The wealthy always win!”

“Wait a minute,” yelled the first four men in unison, “we didn’t get anything at all. This new tax system exploits the poor!”

The nine men surrounded the tenth and beat him up.  The next night the tenth man didn’t show up for drinks, so the nine sat down and had their drinks without him. But when it came time to pay the bill, they discovered something important. They didn’t have enough money between all of them for even half of the bill!

And that, boys and girls, journalists, labor unions and government ministers, is how our tax system works. The people who pay the highest taxes will naturally get the most benefit from a tax reduction. Tax them too much, attack them for being wealthy, and they just may not show up anymore. In fact, they might start drinking overseas, where the atmosphere is somewhat friendlier.

David R. Kamerschen, Ph.D. Professor of Economics.

For those who understand, no explanation is needed.

For those who do not understand, no explanation is possible.