Joe the Puppet, Oscar winning Washington Comedy for year end

I could never figure this with my hazy old mind but it dawned on me this morning whilst reading something about this comedy and it all became clear to me.

Don’t ever break your minds to figure out why 53% of American voters voted the way they did in 2008.  Here is why:

1.  They believe that the earth is flat and that the moon is a big piece of cheese

2.  They believe that the tooth fairy and Father Xmas are for real

3.  They don’t believe that Rome, Russia or China ever existed; indeed they believe these names to be fabrications of the mind by the Shah of Persia.

4.  They believe that they are fighting green fire-spitting/breathing 20 foot tall dragons in Afghanistan but that they will soon convert them to cuddly woolen little lambs

5.  They believe that money grows on trees

6.  They believe that a place called Washington will soon give each one of them a Cadillac with wings to fly around above the clouds when storms come over the earth.

7.  Finally they believe all this because they believe Joe Klein is the only Prophet ever to come and he personally told them to believe in him because he and only he knows the truth.

If you don’t believe me, read about the comedy:

http://swampland.blogs.time.com/2010/12/18/two-dreams-one-dead/

For other references you may also read this one but remember Joe doesn’t talk about it.

https://ikejakson.wordpress.com/2010/12/13/silent-time/

 PS: the only thing that is still not clear to me is which one in the show is the puppet and who is pulling the strings.  Joe won’t tell on that one but it doesn’t seem to matter to his readers so why should it worry you?

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20 Responses to “Joe the Puppet, Oscar winning Washington Comedy for year end”

  1. Bob Mack Says:

    I wonder if ol’ Joe was ever in the military–or was/is all his service for self? Typical pinko claptrap. 65,000 patriotic new Americans? More like 65,000 anchors who can then legally sponsor their parents and relatives into the Great Northern Feedbag. Call me a cynical SOB, but I haven’t believed a damn thing emanating from mainstream media pundits since they parroted the “Peace With Honor” prevarications that helped Nixon & the Dems sell out the 2,000,000 Vietnam veterans, living and dead, that the soulless cretins had sent over there in the first place.

    • Ike Jakson Says:

      Thanks Bob.

      I appreciate your comment because you should know having been there.

      And your sentiments about the Media are so accurate. Joe Klein of course, will not agree because he is Joe, the Paragon of Virtue.

      He is also the best journolist in the land.

  2. bydesign001 Says:

    53% of American voters voted the way they did in 2008 because they were too darned lazy to do their own homework. I have a friend who is a teacher in NYC’s public school. Selma has a Master’s Degree in math, 3 huge hdtvs 4 cellphones, 2 computers and a laptop plus so many other trappings of our society, this woman is too lazy to do her own homework.

    She relies on the propaganda espoused by a Progressive media; and yes, she is one of the many fools who voted this Obamanation into presidency.

    As for DADT, it is an abomination that will cost lives. How about our government doing something to improve the morale of our troops. Instead, these jackrabbits have done just the opposite.

    • Ike Jakson Says:

      Lady BD

      Thank you so much for your comment.

      The topic is of course not quite PC or OK, but I am pleased to see some results in comments and that many others are reading it.

      Bless you.

  3. nolanimrod Says:

    Well, Ike, I’m glad you led me to that great Time piece. I especially liked

    McCain distinguished himself doubly this weekend, opposing the Dream Act and leading the opposition to “Don’t Ask,” despite the very public positions of his wife and daughter on the other side of the issue.

    What can one say about something like that? My guess is … the less the better.

    As for the blather about whether or not military people are going to be allowed to go around proclaiming whether they like it in number one or number two (or would number two, lacking a number one, become number one and would that create confusion?) that seems to be more important to Joe and his brethren than to the people actually affected by it so when all is said and done we want to be sure that, were the safety of ourselves and those we hold dear to be in harm’s way we would want to be sure that the people protecting us would have Joe Klein’s approval.

    Otherwise… invaders: do your stuff!

    • Ike Jakson Says:

      Nolanimrod

      I am pleased to note that I am not alone. Joe Klein has a really warped sick mind but he loves it.

  4. Cheech Says:

    Morning Ike and all,

    I’m facinated with all the concern about Joe Klein and his opinions. The only time I have heard his name in the past year or so is right here.

    No one out here in “fly over” country cares what Joe thinks.

    I do watch a little of the left wing propaganda shows every evening but just for a chuckle and to see what nonsense they are blathering about.

    Joe Klein isn’t on any of them.

    • Ike Jakson Says:

      Morning Cheech

      I am pleased that Joe is not in every home in America as he claims; he is a pretty silly man.

      But the big problem with Joe Klein is that he has an ego that easily stands a foot above that of Obama [and you know how big that ego is] but Joe thinks he {Joe] should be running the country.

      Are you OK for snow or do you need some more?

  5. Cheech Says:

    Ike, we are now waiting for a huge storm coming from the west. I’s due here thursday evening,

    We are way past due for a big snowstorm.

    All the snow throwers are fueled up and ready to go.

    • Ike Jakson Says:

      Hi Cheech

      Rather you than me. We are having mild days in the high seventies right now.

      But if you see Joe Klein bury him 50 foot down and pretend nobody knew he was there. Hehehe.

  6. Cheech Says:

    Ike, here’s hoping you and your’s have a very merry Christmas!

    • Ike Jakson Says:

      Thank you Cheech

      I am thinking about you when I listen to the weather News. Of course, the same blessings to you and yours, and good luck with the weather.

  7. bydesign001 Says:

    Hi Ike, I’m doing the Christmas Eve thing, cooking and wrapping gifts but before I become immersed further in my duties, I thought I’d stop by and wish you, my friend a Merry Christmas and thank you for being such a good friend to me, my country, and an even greater fellow blogger.

    Peace and blessings to you and yours as we celebrate the birth of our Savior.

    Merry Christmas and Happy New Year my friend,
    Peace and blessings,

    Denise

    • Ike Jakson Says:

      Hi Denise my love

      Your friendship is something that I treasure. One day when we both have time we must just talk and talk and talk some more. You are a treasure; the experiences that you have shared with me have been great treasures.

      And I can go on and on.

      Be of good cheer; may the Blessings of the Lord be abundant for you this year.

      Ike

  8. Cheech Says:

    Ike, it’s been a dark cold day here outside, but in here it’s warm and we have friends and family coming over for a Christmas ham dinner. That makes things all better.

    • Ike Jakson Says:

      That’s nice Cheech

      There is nothing like your family and a few close reliable friends to share your joy. Every minute of it is a treasure to enjoy.

      Ike

  9. nolanimrod Says:

    Dear Ike,

    Joe Klein is easily explained thusly:

    Time has traveled far from its roots and is now a Progressive publication
    Progressives have been lying sacks of crap ever since they decided that the state was God and Lenin and Stalin were John the Baptist and and Jesus, respectively, and have been saying whatever they had to ever since to make the Progressive program look good even when it made them look ridiculous, as when they glorified Hitler when he had a treaty with Stalin, and then he became the devil when Germany attacked the U.S.S.R.
    Joe Klein works for Time.
    To keep getting paid by Time Joe Klein has to hew to the Progressive line which requires being a lying and possibly delusional piece of crap.

    From the above might we draw a conclusion about how much credence we should afford the published thoughts of Joe Klein?

  10. nolanimrod Says:

    Dear Ike,

    Joe Klein is easily explained thusly:

    Time has traveled far from its roots and is now a Progressive publication
    Progressives have been lying sacks of crap ever since they decided that the state was God and Lenin and Stalin were John the Baptist and and Jesus, respectively, and have been saying whatever they had to ever since to make the Progressive program look good even when it made them look ridiculous, as when they glorified Hitler when he had a treaty with Stalin, and then he became the devil when Germany attacked the U.S.S.R.
    Joe Klein works for Time.
    To keep getting paid by Time Joe Klein has to hew to the Progressive line which requires being a lying and possibly delusional piece of crap.

    From the above might we draw a conclusion about how much credence we should afford the published thoughts of Joe Klein?

  11. nolanimrod Says:

    Dear Ike,

    Joe Klein is easily explained thusly:

    Time has traveled far from its roots and is now a Progressive publication

    Progressives have been lying sacks ever since they decided that the state was God and Lenin and Stalin were John the Baptist and and Jesus, respectively, and have been saying whatever they had to ever since to make the Progressive program look good even when it made them look ridiculous, as when they glorified Hitler when he had a treaty with Stalin, and then he became the devil when Germany attacked the U.S.S.R.

    Joe Klein works for Time.

    To keep getting paid by Time Joe Klein has to hew to the Progressive line which requires being a lying and possibly delusional piece of.

    From the above might we draw a conclusion about how much credence we should afford the published thoughts of Joe Klein?

    • Ike Jakson Says:

      Yup Nolanimrod

      You are right and I should not allow the bastard to get under my skin but I did. However I do have good news for you. I am going to be less involved with Time; maybe I shall even drop them and work more with you. How would you like that?

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