Change you can believe in

Ouch, Stupid White Males; that Michael Moore feller had it right all the time.

It has just been announced that the entire African continent will be Free, well fed, slick and happy comes April 27th next year.

We will celebrate our coming of age on that date and be happy for ever more. Saint Mandela is donating it to the continent and we won’t need you guys any longer. Change is coming to Africa.


Now that is a really stupid question, you know. At midnight sharp when the clock introduces the new day we will get everything by flicking our fingers and say what we want.

Say you want a meal for six with vonkelwyn [that is champagne], flick your little finger and the INTERNET WILL LAY THE TABLES, THEY WILL EVEN POUR THE BUBBLY. All you have to do is drink it and eat until there is no more space in the tummy.

If you want to go to Addis Ababa, just flick your finger and the Internet will take you there instantaneously. The roads will become parks and playgrounds for the kiddies; who needs a car to drive?

You guys can keep to your old ways but we won’t need you. Every man, woman and all the kiddies by the dozen will be given free Wi-Fi, broadband at the flick of a finger. The old way of working for a living, planting and delivering truckloads of rotten stinking veggies will be over. The magic Internet will provide.

Cheers World. We have done it.

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19 Responses to “Change you can believe in”

  1. nolanimrod Says:

    Ah! Dis a baba!

    • Ike Jakson Says:

      Aha, you remember. Well I am almost worthless as a blogger by now but a problem forced me to think early this morning [very early, so early I should really say late night] to laugh at myself. How are you keeping? What else do you say of the state of perfection we are about to enter?

  2. nolanimrod Says:

    Ike, I love you, brother. Since you’re at the other end of the continent maybe you can survive the tender mercies of Obama and his caring, feeling, and weeping platitudes.

  3. nolanimrod Says:

    What is April 27?

    • Ike Jakson Says:

      We handed the Country over 21 years ago April 27th 1994 to the fine African Gentlemen now running the show. Michael Moore’s folks, you know.

  4. cheechdog Says:

    “It has just been announced that the entire African continent will be Free, well fed, slick and happy comes April 27th next year”.

    Ike, hello mi amigo. I hope you are well.

    Regarding the above statement…It’s perfectly clear to me…Next year there will only be 157 people left alive in Africa. There will be plenty of food medicine and space on transportation available.

    Stock up on food and water, stay away from sick people, I want you to be one of the 157.

    • Ike Jakson Says:

      But Cheech, my Amerifriend, you are missing the point of what they are telling us now. We won’t need to do a stitch of work no more; we are going to press the free Wi-Fi and live off Cyberspace.

      • cheechdog Says:

        Ike, we need you back on MY-T.

      • Ike Jakson Says:

        Thanks cheechdog

        Yes, there were a few people I still miss and I kept contact with Brendano, Jamie MacNab and a few who are also on WordPress. You will have to send me the link to find it again and I would like to visit one day. I eventually deleted all my connections to them; there were too many things that I definitely did not miss.

      • Ike Jakson Says:

        Hi cheechdog. Come to think of it; if you wish you hereby have my permission to Re-Blog this Post on MyT and send them my regards. If they all don’t grab rifles to shoot I may stick my neck out.

  5. NEO Says:

    Well, Ike, old friend, about all I can say is good luck, and keep your powder dry. And this, of course:

    “In the Carboniferous Epoch we were promised abundance for all,

    By robbing selected Peter to pay for collective Paul;

    But, though we had plenty of money, there was nothing our money could buy,

    And the Gods of the Copybook Headings said: “If you don’t work you die.”

    Then the Gods of the Market tumbled, and their smooth-tongued wizards withdrew

    And the hearts of the meanest were humbled and began to believe it was true

    That All is not Gold that Glitters, and Two and Two make Four

    And the Gods of the Copybook Headings limped up to explain it once more.

    As it will be in the future, it was at the birth of Man

    There are only four things certain since Social Progress began.

    That the Dog returns to his Vomit and the Sow returns to her Mire,

    And the burnt Fool’s bandaged finger goes wabbling back to the Fire;”

    • Ike Jakson Says:

      Nebraska you shining star! Thankee thankee thee. If it not too stupid to ask, who is the author?

      • NEO Says:

        More than welcome, Ike. Rudyard Kipling from the Gods of the Copybook Headings, one of my very favorites.

      • Ike Jakson Says:

        Thanks NEO.

        I enjoyed it so much I had to know. It had to be Kipling, I suppose; we don’t often, if ever, get that quality in modern writing.

      • NEO Says:

        Yep, if it wasn’t Yeats or GKC. No, we surely don’t but, it seems to be cyclical thing, there wasn’t too much in the 18th century either. A matter of confidence, I suspect.

      • Ike Jakson Says:

        Yes twice NEO. Go ahead and Post more of them. I returned for another reason; you were back so fast. What are doing up this time of the night? I am up for the new day Friday, October 17, 2014 at 6:26:43 AM on my computer clock.

      • NEO Says:

        It’s about 11;30 here and I was just finishing up tomorrow’s when you comment showed up.

        Now, I’ll talk to God a bit and hope I sleep, and perhap wake for another day. Have a good one, Ike. 🙂

      • Ike Jakson Says:

        Thanks NEO.

        I worked it out after I had sent my comment off; kind of turned the clock of time back to my many visits on your shores way back and had worked the difference out to be 8 hours. Sun is up our way now. Am I right that the timeline between Central and Mountain Time must run somewhere through Nebraska?

        Sleep well; stay with God.

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