The past few weeks have solved most of the problems on planet Earth.
Mankind will survive and prosper on a comet. Made of the best cheese mixtures [much better than the moon], abundant clear fresh water for a thousand large cities, watermelons ten times the size of the best on earth. Press a button and fly on to Mars and back for free.
Yes YES YES!
Internet is installed and free for anyone. Press a button and the tooth fairy will serve the watermelon, with a choice of ten ice-creams.
Who says I am joking? It’s been on the News for two weeks and you have not made your reservation? You have a chance to get away from the drag that life has become on an overpopulated earth and you are going to pass on it?
I understand that they are virtually ready to install the pipelines to supply rivers full of clean water [free] and clean renewable energy to every home and industry on earth for the poor amongst us who don’t like flying in space.
The answer is in Heaven; what are we waiting for? To live in a pollution free environment with no earth warming or climate change, I am off guys. The maiden trip is mine.
Tata. Happy New year to y’all down there at the bottom.
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Jaksonian Philosophy 
November 16, 2014 at 11:45 am |
Read this gibberish if you wish to:
http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/wireStory/philae-lander-comet-communicate-26933899
November 17, 2014 at 10:21 pm |
Well, OK. But I’m a little skeptical about that watermelon-and-ice-cream treat. Can we substitute pie and ice cream?
November 18, 2014 at 4:14 am |
Heck Nimrod
I am skeptical and laughing my head off at the entire thing. There is no water or watermelons in space. Have your pie and ice cream in Geneva; for your own safety stay in Geneva. There is no coming back from that comet, dead or alive.