Solving our problems on a Comet

The past few weeks have solved most of the problems on planet Earth.

Mankind will survive and prosper on a comet. Made of the best cheese mixtures [much better than the moon], abundant clear fresh water for a thousand large cities, watermelons ten times the size of the best on earth. Press a button and fly on to Mars and back for free.

Yes YES YES!

Internet is installed and free for anyone. Press a button and the tooth fairy will serve the watermelon, with a choice of ten ice-creams.

Who says I am joking? It’s been on the News for two weeks and you have not made your reservation? You have a chance to get away from the drag that life has become on an overpopulated earth and you are going to pass on it?

I understand that they are virtually ready to install the pipelines to supply rivers full of clean water [free] and clean renewable energy to every home and industry on earth for the poor amongst us who don’t like flying in space.

The answer is in Heaven; what are we waiting for? To live in a pollution free environment with no earth warming or climate change, I am off guys. The maiden trip is mine.

Tata. Happy New year to y’all down there at the bottom.

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3 Responses to “Solving our problems on a Comet”

  1. Ike Jakson Says:

    Read this gibberish if you wish to:

    http://abcnews.go.com/Technology/wireStory/philae-lander-comet-communicate-26933899

  2. Nolanimrod Says:

    Well, OK. But I’m a little skeptical about that watermelon-and-ice-cream treat. Can we substitute pie and ice cream?

    • Ike Jakson Says:

      Heck Nimrod

      I am skeptical and laughing my head off at the entire thing. There is no water or watermelons in space. Have your pie and ice cream in Geneva; for your own safety stay in Geneva. There is no coming back from that comet, dead or alive.

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